function OpenComments (c) {
	window.open(c,'comments','width=480,height=480,scrollbars=yes,status=yes');
}
function OpenTrackback (c) {
	window.open(c,'trackback','width=480,height=480,scrollbars=yes,status=yes');
}
humor = -20; move = -220; rgb = 255; kern = 0.4;
function showhumor() { document.getElementById("humor").style.backgroundPosition = "90px " + humor + "px"; humor += 1; if ( humor < 0 ) setTimeout('showhumor()', 10); else return false; }
function moveit() { move += 10; if ( move < 0 ) setTimeout('moveit()', 10); else showhumor(); document.getElementById("links").style.marginLeft = move + "px"; }
function fade() { rgb -= 4; if ( rgb > 0 ) setTimeout('fade()', 10); else moveit(); document.getElementById("description").style.color = "rgb(" + rgb + "," + rgb + "," + rgb + ")"; }
function space() { kern -= 0.02; if ( kern > 0.02 ) setTimeout('space()', 10); else fade(); document.getElementById("menu").style.letterSpacing = kern + "em"; }